Useful To Boot is a song featured in the Telltale episode Reality 2.0.
Curt: Differently useful computers and guests
Bob: Hello world, we're the C.O.P.S
Bluster Blaster: Beware! We will not be suppressed!
All: We are useful! We are fruitful!
We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!
We are useful! We are fruitful!
Built to last! The future is the past!
Bob: Computers today just confound and confuse
Curt: Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news
Bluster Blaster: Select a weapon! You must choose!
Bob: Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips?
Curt: Older boards are well-equipped
Bob: Seasoned, practiced, and mature
All: And together, we endure
Curt: You cannot improve the wheel
Bluster Blaster: Flimsy self-esteem must yield!
Bob: You're only obsolete as you feel
Edited and corrected from: http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?s=2460680695d881f99f7874868b5c8f57&p=42731&postcount=7 (post by Mystinsun on 09/29/2007)