The Friendly Demon Song is a song featured in Ice Station Santa.
Lyrics[]
There was a fearsome demon
Who had a very scary form
He was the most unholy
Creature that was ever born
Even the other demons
Were scared to let him join their games
And if you want to meet him
You just have to shout his name!
[music to end]
Sam's Lyrics[]
(The bulleted lists are the menu that appears after each verse, which Sam will sing. The options in bold text are the ones needed to advance the game.)
There was a fearsome demon
Who had a very scary form...
- Like a lightbulb!
- Like an IRS 1040!
- Like gelatinous goo!
- Like two ferrets and a dolphin stapled together!
He was the most unholy
Creature that was ever born...
- In the belly of an unwed goat!
- In Lower Manitoba!
- In the back of a '94 Honda Civic!
- At the corner of Bellam & Andersen, near that one taqueria that I think uses way too much cilantro, though Max disagrees.
- In a test tube!
Even the other demons
Were scared to let him join their games...
- Like 'Pull the Tail Off the Donkey'!
- Like Tic-Tac-Doom!
- Like Mimesweeper!
- Like 'I Spy With My Hundred Eyes'!
- Like Bloody tentacles!
And if you want to meet him
You just have to shout his name!
- Hey, Shambling Corporate Presence!
- Hey, He of the Thousand Unanswered Cries!
- Hey, Nameless One Who Was Formerly Called 'Sue'!
- Hey, Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos!
- Hey, You!
Notes[]
- The song contains several similarities to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
- The tune is quite similar, though recognizably different.
- Both songs have optional lyrics after every two lines that aren't part of the song. Sam's line "Like a lightbulb" is taken directly from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
- The line about the other demons being scared to let him join their games is reminiscent of the mention of the other reindeer in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer not letting Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
Gallery[]
Jared Emerson-Johnson - The Friendly Demon Song
The actual song (Soundtrack Version).