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*This song can be heard on Stinky's jukebox in [[Sam & Max Season 2|Season 2]]. |
*This song can be heard on Stinky's jukebox in [[Sam & Max Season 2|Season 2]]. |
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+ | *In [[Chariots of the Dogs]], Young Pedro mentions he knows Sam from this song. He "compliments" Sam for giving hope to anyone who wants a singing career, by showing that even someone with no talent like Sam could get a recording contract. |
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+ | *Sam has played the banjo and made up songs off the top of his head several times in the past, to Max's displeasure. |
[[Category:Songs]] |
[[Category:Songs]] |
Revision as of 09:39, 30 September 2008
Sam's Banjo Song (for the lack of a better name) is a song Sam sings in the Telltale episode Situation: Comedy on Embarrassing Idol.
Text inside the brackets are the choices in the dialog box. The text outside is what Sam really says.
Lyrics
{spoken} Hello. I'd like to do a little song I call...
- "Busted Down Hound Dog Blues"
- "Trigger-Happy Hound Dog Blues
- "Lazy, Smelly Ol' Hound Dog Blues"
- "Love has a Thorny Backside"
- "Love Is Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast"
- "Love Makes Me Itch"
- "Bottleneck on the Freeway of Doom"
- "Feathers and Furious Scribbling"
- "All About My Left Ear"
- "Craving for Undeserved Fame and Fortune"
- "The Agony of Having Everything You Want or Need"
- "Just Like Someone Else's Song Only Somehow Better"
{clears throat}
- [I am in terrible torment.] Howlin' at that drippy hunk of moo-n.
- [I am unbelievably happy.] Shiny like a new mylar balloo-n.
- [I am cryptic and therefore deep.] May the starfish justice not impu-gn.
- [I am more successful than you.] Chompin' on a crunchy silver spoo-n.
- [My girl is the greatest thing since sliced bread.] She's the headline, page one, The Tribu-ne.
- [My girl is cheating on me.] She's at brunch today with some baboo-n.
- [I've solved life's greatest mystery but I'm not telling.] Thinkin' 'bout the rings on the Great Raccoo-n.
- [I am cooler and hipper than you will ever be.] Playin' cocktail angst on my bassoo-n.
- [Pity me.] Road to someday, bits of me are stre-wn.
- [Admire me.] All the girlies hear me and they swoo-n.
- [Let me remind you that I write songs.] And so I wrote this extremely catchy tu-ne.
- [I'll say anything just to make it rhyme.] Blowin' like a zephyr on a du-ne.
Notes
- This song can be heard on Stinky's jukebox in Season 2.
- In Chariots of the Dogs, Young Pedro mentions he knows Sam from this song. He "compliments" Sam for giving hope to anyone who wants a singing career, by showing that even someone with no talent like Sam could get a recording contract.
- Sam has played the banjo and made up songs off the top of his head several times in the past, to Max's displeasure.