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*"Busted Down Hound Dog Blues" |
*"Busted Down Hound Dog Blues" |
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| + | *"Lazy, Smelly Ol' Hound Dog Blues" |
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*"Love has a Thorny Backside" |
*"Love has a Thorny Backside" |
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| + | *"Love Is Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast" |
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| + | *"Love Makes Me Itch" |
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*"Bottleneck on the Freeway of Doom" |
*"Bottleneck on the Freeway of Doom" |
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| + | *"Feathers and Furious Scribbling" |
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| + | *"All About My Left Ear" |
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| + | *"Craving for Undeserved Fame and Fortune" |
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*"Just Like Someone Else's Song Only Somehow Better" |
*"Just Like Someone Else's Song Only Somehow Better" |
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*[Let me remind you that I write songs.] And so I wrote this extremely catchy tu-ne. |
*[Let me remind you that I write songs.] And so I wrote this extremely catchy tu-ne. |
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*[I'll say anything just to make it rhyme.] Blowin' like a zephyr on a du-ne. |
*[I'll say anything just to make it rhyme.] Blowin' like a zephyr on a du-ne. |
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==Notes== |
==Notes== |
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Revision as of 09:29, 30 September 2008
Sam's Banjo Song (for the lack of a better name) is a song Sam sings in the Telltale episode Situation: Comedy on Embarrassing Idol.
Text inside the brackets are the choices in the dialog box. The text outside is what Sam really says.
Lyrics
{spoken} Hello. I'd like to do a little song I call...
- "Busted Down Hound Dog Blues"
- "Trigger-Happy Hound Dog Blues
- "Lazy, Smelly Ol' Hound Dog Blues"
- "Love has a Thorny Backside"
- "Love Is Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast"
- "Love Makes Me Itch"
- "Bottleneck on the Freeway of Doom"
- "Feathers and Furious Scribbling"
- "All About My Left Ear"
- "Craving for Undeserved Fame and Fortune"
- "The Agony of Having Everything You Want or Need"
- "Just Like Someone Else's Song Only Somehow Better"
{clears throat}
- [I am in terrible torment.] Howlin' at that drippy hunk of moo-n.
- [I am unbelievably happy.] Shiny like a new mylar balloo-n.
- [I am cryptic and therefore deep.] May the starfish justice not impu-gn.
- [I am more successful than you.] Chompin' on a crunchy silver spoo-n.
- [My girl is the greatest thing since sliced bread.] She's the headline, page one, The Tribu-ne.
- [My girl is cheating on me.] She's at brunch today with some baboo-n.
- [I've solved life's greatest mystery but I'm not telling.] Thinkin' 'bout the rings on the Great Raccoo-n.
- [I am cooler and hipper than you will ever be.] Playin' cocktail angst on my bassoo-n.
- [Pity me.] Road to someday, bits of me are stre-wn.
- [Admire me.] All the girlies hear me and they swoo-n.
- [Let me remind you that I write songs.] And so I wrote this extremely catchy tu-ne.
- [I'll say anything just to make it rhyme.] Blowin' like a zephyr on a du-ne.
Notes
- This song can be heard on Stinky's jukebox in Season 2.
- In Chariots of the Dogs, Young Pedro mentions he has known Sam's name since he heard this song before. He "compliments" Sam for giving hope to anyone who ever wanted a singing career, seeing that anyone, specially Sam, could get a recording contract.
- Sam has always been known to play the banjo and make up songs from the top of his head, all in Max's displeasure.