Freelance Police Training Academy

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The Freelance Police Training Academy is an academy built over the remains of Cap'n Aquabear's Funtime Park. The reason for the park's closing was lack of money, psychological scarring of visitors and overuse of asbestos. You must complete nine challenges to graduate from the academy, these of which, are re-used attractions. There used to be another challenge, but the supreme court ruled that it was "cruel, unusual and lacking pizzazz".

Academy challenges include:

Cap'n Aquabear's Spooky Voyage/Voyage of Pain - First obstacle course
Rotunda of Industry/Bombs Away - Defusing a bomb
Circle of Carnage - Shooting Range
Get a Clue - Escape Room
Ballpark attraction/Fizzball - A game of Fizzball
Tunnel of Tough Love - Second obstacle course
Fun House/NO Fun House - Third obstacle course
Splash Fest/Monster Whisperer - Learning to tame Jeff, the Planarian Worm
Coral Mountain Sky/Freelance Sky Patrol - Dive-bombing exercise

Other attractions include:

Dragon Slaughter - a prototype VR game
Meet the Aquabears - a one-way ticket to the Nanoverse

Cap'n Aquabear's Spooky Voyage/Voyage of Pain[]

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Rotunda of Industry/Bombs away[]

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Circle of Carnage[]

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Get a Clue[]

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Ballpark / Fizzball[]

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Tunnel of Tough Love[]

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(No) Fun House[]

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Splash Fest / Monster Whisperer[]

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Coral Mountain Sky / Freelance Sky Patrol[]

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Trivia[]

The Tunnel of Love from the Kushman Brothers' Carnival in Sam & Max Hit the Road makes its return, though it looks nothing like the original.
There is also Dragon Slaughter, a prototype VR game which Sam and Max confiscated from a "disgraced country western star" back in the 90s. This is possibly the same VR game in Conroy Bumpus' mansion in Bumpusville.